Friday, January 30, 2009

Peanuts, I Guess That's What They're Calling It These Days

In an elevator, three men step on. Doors close, one man is eating peanuts, they begin to speak.

Man 1- "Are you going to give me any?"
(Man 1 leans in and noticeably smells the area around Man 2)
Man 2- "No."
Man 3- "Are you going to tell me why you just smelled his armpit?"
Man 2- "I wasn't smelling his pit, I was smelling his nuts!"

(There's an unfortunate situation in the English language where words have more than one meaning.)

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